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The First N. Chandrababu Naidu ministry was formed with a 11 member cabinet on 1 September 1995 headed by N. Chandrababu Naidu.

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The Ballymanus mine disaster occurred on 10 May 1943 on a beach at Ballymanus, County Donegal, Ireland when local villagers attempted to bring ashore an unexploded marine mine. Eighteen men and boys between the ages of 13 and 34 were killed in the explosion. Another died later.

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