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Timothy Brian Gibbs is an American actor who has starred in films, such as 11-11-11 as Joseph Crone and The Kings of Brooklyn as Maximilian Sentor and television programs, such as Sex and the City as Detective Stevens.
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Sarah Lois Harmer is a Canadian singer, songwriter and environmental activist.
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Mohammed Yasser Fawzi Nour is an Egyptian professional footballer who plays as a striker for FK Teplice in the Czech First League on loan from Al Ahly.
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