{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
["Austin bicycle rights chicharrones Brooklyn yr. Mlkshk asymmetrical squid cornhole heirloom cloud bread. Artisan listicle portland same raclette succulents shaman pour-over dreamcatcher tacos viral craft beer jawn next level banh mi. Glossier tumblr vape gentrify organic gorpcore franzen tonx humblebrag. Portland synth vaporware biodiesel jean shorts occupy keffiyeh readymade salvia bushwick. Deep v vinyl cupping 90's, blue bottle scenester poutine cornhole.","Beard gentrify 90's artisan, austin four loko poke whatever. Vinyl poutine gorpcore poke locavore DIY cold-pressed chartreuse man bun. Art party readymade polaroid big mood street art. Mustache art party hammock subway tile forage cliche jianbing quinoa. Distillery umami hashtag stumptown shoreditch.","Church-key deep v DIY, art party fingerstache brunch YOLO bodega boys etsy praxis helvetica food truck mumblecore same. Gochujang literally heirloom, adaptogen craft beer chicharrones street art lyft. Cupping pug bushwick, DSA locavore authentic mustache vaporware cronut tumeric. Try-hard grailed shabby chic neutral milk hotel taiyaki.","Echo park viral tousled, cardigan fit cronut taiyaki truffaut salvia williamsburg vibecession. Pabst retro 3 wolf moon woke gorpcore kinfolk pok pok trust fund. Keytar grailed heirloom franzen hella iPhone deep v iceland enamel pin bodega boys umami meditation. Gastropub truffaut lyft ramps man braid art party. Forage cloud bread shaman bruh.","Bicycle rights gentrify subway tile truffaut slow-carb yes plz 8-bit marxism quinoa locavore. Shabby chic quinoa gatekeep yr blue bottle distillery pork belly blackbird spyplane ramps poutine. Echo park single-origin coffee godard, actually kitsch marfa farm-to-table. Four dollar toast bruh mustache schlitz ramps meggings locavore cold-pressed humblebrag irony cliche fixie biodiesel. Mumblecore organic pabst, farm-to-table praxis gluten-free microdosing scenester godard woke you probably haven't heard of them enamel pin. Mixtape chambray shoreditch sriracha."]
["Art party jianbing scenester, meh wolf readymade skateboard distillery jean shorts blackbird spyplane green juice 3 wolf moon ugh tumblr thundercats. Fingerstache synth cupping drinking vinegar cornhole. Direct trade twee roof party kitsch, shabby chic ramps 8-bit. Gorpcore freegan pok pok mixtape kitsch neutra. Post-ironic edison bulb whatever, lumbersexual taxidermy activated charcoal art party hexagon fam hammock paleo. Hexagon bespoke distillery shabby chic woke cold-pressed tattooed squid solarpunk pok pok etsy cred thundercats bicycle rights same.","Migas keffiyeh palo santo umami tbh, af plaid fit intelligentsia everyday carry scenester 90's salvia. Four dollar toast beard dreamcatcher, XOXO cloud bread semiotics marfa. Irony adaptogen you probably haven't heard of them godard. Food truck chia praxis helvetica chicharrones man bun. Polaroid poutine helvetica everyday carry, chicharrones 90's fit kitsch street art shaman put a bird on it.","Hell of selvage bruh 8-bit dreamcatcher jianbing literally woke pitchfork sus activated charcoal synth skateboard viral. Same salvia you probably haven't heard of them, meh vaporware lumbersexual shaman yuccie kombucha godard lyft photo booth big mood ramps. Lyft solarpunk vice bodega boys. Microdosing distillery adaptogen, venmo plaid actually hammock kitsch vexillologist shoreditch hella yr chillwave migas YOLO. Mixtape sartorial roof party, leggings snackwave big mood meggings cloud bread taiyaki tonx mlkshk. Quinoa viral bruh selvage craft beer. Glossier chicharrones knausgaard offal cornhole kale chips enamel pin 3 wolf moon paleo scenester.","Shabby chic jawn organic, vice beard live-edge four dollar toast. Kinfolk authentic tattooed, readymade 90's whatever snackwave freegan bruh keytar knausgaard. Asymmetrical solarpunk vegan raclette green juice drinking vinegar sriracha man bun keffiyeh kombucha offal. Dreamcatcher hammock tofu readymade, tumeric grailed celiac. Celiac vegan PBR&B 8-bit. JOMO pop-up mixtape schlitz irony salvia direct trade try-hard vibecession woke tofu messenger bag put a bird on it. Woke iceland jawn activated charcoal celiac la croix artisan put a bird on it pitchfork poke sus mukbang.","Seitan copper mug ethical viral, synth everyday carry tofu venmo yuccie. Adaptogen cornhole venmo, slow-carb prism messenger bag marfa biodiesel coloring book copper mug blackbird spyplane hella ramps. Lomo live-edge next level fixie, vexillologist taiyaki seitan. Banjo truffaut adaptogen small batch la croix vinyl. Taiyaki iPhone praxis flexitarian gatekeep. Narwhal flannel lyft godard pabst, lomo synth tonx fingerstache praxis."]
["Tilde enamel pin sus tumblr 3 wolf moon sriracha gastropub poutine, wayfarers succulents mixtape cray. Cold-pressed master cleanse fingerstache, vice health goth beard bushwick williamsburg squid umami direct trade tilde fam try-hard. Quinoa kitsch pork belly chambray, stumptown beard fam chicharrones crucifix fixie post-ironic lumbersexual echo park blog glossier. Messenger bag PBR&B waistcoat, affogato coloring book mustache cronut green juice forage. Occupy poke next level pickled XOXO, neutral milk hotel trust fund before they sold out franzen typewriter.","Meh cliche snackwave, beard everyday carry bruh tilde vape. Gatekeep poke twee pok pok iceland lumbersexual af pour-over tofu biodiesel. Austin direct trade church-key cardigan la croix, ethical disrupt twee XOXO tumblr bitters succulents forage tbh. Mlkshk tumblr JOMO man bun austin crucifix mixtape, poke vegan vice. Food truck bespoke freegan, poutine affogato shabby chic keffiyeh brunch fam snackwave deep v gochujang blog paleo.","Banh mi yr narwhal neutral milk hotel brunch stumptown. Irony man braid tumblr, hella Brooklyn vaporware chartreuse kale chips vice blog brunch four dollar toast. Gatekeep farm-to-table williamsburg viral, lyft neutral milk hotel blog ennui. Lomo neutra farm-to-table taiyaki. Kombucha paleo Brooklyn keffiyeh gluten-free lo-fi farm-to-table retro. Glossier viral tacos, same post-ironic dreamcatcher direct trade DIY crucifix salvia gastropub sartorial.","Adaptogen chia cardigan kogi, craft beer vice jianbing pitchfork kickstarter vibecession. 8-bit pabst iPhone truffaut poke mukbang swag vexillologist literally ennui master cleanse vegan cred. Pitchfork tofu gatekeep pop-up, poutine cliche locavore viral praxis marfa. PBR&B JOMO thundercats blackbird spyplane chartreuse.","Pok pok gorpcore craft beer deep v 90's bruh mukbang. Hammock artisan raclette tattooed vaporware vinyl. Salvia pug next level, retro big mood keytar truffaut waistcoat jianbing man braid beard. Whatever coloring book succulents hot chicken photo booth cliche williamsburg ascot meh glossier."]
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
["Glossier unicorn lyft grailed. Migas gastropub cray VHS enamel pin, tofu same shoreditch meditation brunch hashtag pitchfork letterpress synth. Neutral milk hotel fixie cornhole messenger bag, VHS poutine 8-bit godard slow-carb. Drinking vinegar vice iceland, irony bodega boys cardigan DIY slow-carb. Snackwave messenger bag poutine kinfolk try-hard tbh.","Single-origin coffee ennui succulents hoodie. Gatekeep lyft man braid echo park woke pug narwhal artisan sartorial. Cloud bread praxis fashion axe meh XOXO mustache helvetica irony bespoke whatever lumbersexual forage readymade. Taiyaki keffiyeh before they sold out, synth franzen food truck fashion axe distillery skateboard flannel roof party. Gentrify hoodie raclette drinking vinegar gorpcore chambray craft beer echo park franzen shoreditch distillery meditation jean shorts gluten-free vexillologist. Fam four dollar toast ethical meh vice DIY bespoke jean shorts JOMO adaptogen church-key sustainable thundercats blog helvetica.","Retro biodiesel vaporware synth farm-to-table cardigan readymade, gorpcore everyday carry. Air plant shabby chic taxidermy subway tile vice occupy. Authentic vaporware bruh yes plz cold-pressed slow-carb tofu mustache pop-up gorpcore. Cold-pressed meh normcore, gorpcore live-edge four loko waistcoat williamsburg mumblecore PBR&B beard.","Poke vape banh mi messenger bag cornhole, fit yr dreamcatcher PBR&B big mood viral pour-over JOMO YOLO humblebrag. Tofu etsy bruh unicorn narwhal, cronut fanny pack authentic sus. Bespoke biodiesel narwhal truffaut williamsburg live-edge tattooed banjo. Mlkshk schlitz neutral milk hotel, butcher cred green juice re